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June 27 2017

June 26 2017

mild-cherry-pepci:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

bemusedlybespectacled:

spiritednug:

z-nogyrop:

lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

Wizard: I bring helium baloons into the carriage.

DM: Inventor, roll a saving throw for intelligence.

*rolls a 1*

DM: The car’s not built for helium balloons!

Inventor: Ah, we’re flyin’ awee!

Bard: I pour myself a bowl of cereal.

Sorcerer: The cereal is lemons.

DM: Alchemy check!

*nat 20*

Bard: … well when life gives you lemons

mild-cherry-pepci:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

bemusedlybespectacled:

spiritednug:

z-nogyrop:

lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

Wizard: I bring helium baloons into the carriage.

DM: Inventor, roll a saving throw for intelligence.

*rolls a 1*

DM: The car’s not built for helium balloons!

Inventor: Ah, we’re flyin’ awee!

Bard: I pour myself a bowl of cereal.

Sorcerer: The cereal is lemons.

DM: Alchemy check!

*nat 20*

Bard: … well when life gives you lemons

insomniac-arrest:

you: sugar daddy

me, a millennial intellectual: avocado toast patron

think-thank-thunk:

japaneseanimes:

shawty got the applebottom jeans, the boots with the fur, the breastplate of iron +10 with the +25% fire resist enchantment

the whole guild was looking at her

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vixxey:

kukunari:

damn lazy millennials not committing any crimes :/

damn millennials don’t even steal their avocado toast!

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neilcicierega:

This isn’t from a new video or anything, i just needed a new facebook picture

tokyoh-s:

Me: is genuinely happy and enjoying life 

Anxiety:

arabwife:

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

sarcasticcollegestudent:

writing-prompt-s:

You are suddenly able to see numbers above people’s heads which are counting down and you have no idea why. One person you meet reaches 0 and…

They sneeze. it then resets.

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vixxey:

whales-are-gay:

crescendohowell:

the only millennial headline that matters

reblog if you want dinner more than sex

and yet, no one believes us when we say we’re all broke and hungry 🤣

lunarprinc3:

g-l-i-t-t-e-r:

autisticmage:

not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand the humor in making fun of literal trauma. idk just stay away from me with all that

We use the term in group therapy and I hate knowing that I can’t use it outside of that room to articulate my needs because it will be a joke to everyone else. Like thanks to all the assholes that slashed my fucking coping vocabulary.

It’s litterally a medical term used my mental health professionals and people turned it into a fucking joke to feel superior about themselves

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queer-raccoon:

olny one survived

seriousjones:

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

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amoremiele:

my only moods 

dongstomper:

when u log tf in

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nyaparts:

he’s trying to practice drawing anatomy (ref)

more-witches:

noc10:

*parts a bead curtain as i enter the room, carrying a glass of lemonade* 

hey….

nothing you ever read, watch, or participate in will be ideologically pure and without its problems. your quest to consume the most unproblematic material will be, in the end, fruitless. your enjoyment of anything will be sapped away, leaving you a husk starved for media.

 it is okay to enjoy things that have problems to them, so long as you do it critically and with an open mind, and take care to consider others.

*leaves the way i came*

This is possibly the healthiest post I’ve seen on this site

powerful words of invocation

slab-o-meat:

peter, piper, picka, pan, dan is the man

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melonmemes:

Thanks snapchat

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